Tom Cruise Is Waaay Cooler Than Brad Pitt!
Hollywood is aligned like so: Tom Cruise, first; Brad Pitt, second. Tom Cruise, Lestat; Brad Pitt, the other vampire. And so on and so forth. To tinker with the natural order of this star system is to tempt fate, and perhaps make the moon explode.
We don't want the moon to explode. We want to see Avatar in December.
So, if a phantom quote to a German newspaper
Brad Pitt’s Fat Basterds
Brad Pitt did not grow a mustache in vain.
Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino's own personal World War II starring Pitt and the actor's adorned lip, routed the weekend competition with an estimated $37.6 million gross.
The take marked the biggest opener of Tarantino's career, and one of the biggest of Pitt's.
Elsewhere, District 9 fell to second, but kept making its $30 million budget look like a killer investment.
Drilling down into
Nazi-Fightin’ Words: Pitt Slams Cruise’s “Ridiculous” Film
Oh yes he did.
Having adequately filled the public in on his and Angie's rampant randiness, past toking up habits and nonexistent mayoral aspirations, the one-man sound bite machine that is Brad Pitt. He is now paying lip service to a topic guaranteed to keep him (and his new movie) in the headlines: dissing former costars.
Or rather, one costar in particular.
The unexpected slam came when Pitt
Brad Pitt, Former “High” Roller Does Real Time
Joking that he's "brave and stupid" to stop by Real Time With Bill Maher, Brad Pitt talks about contemplating running for office on a sure-to-lose platform of "No religion, gay marriage and legalizing pot."
On the last topic, one of Bill's faves, the host waxes rhapsodic about how years ago he saw Brad at a party rolling joints nonstop, like a machine, to which Brad modestly
Brangelina Spills Fave Places to Spend Alone Time
Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie pulling a Jada Pinkett-Smith and spilling secrets we're not sure we wanted to know?
We'd already heard tell of a sexy, little grotto in their palatial pad, but now the stars are supposedly confirming its use for, ahem, alone time from all those kiddies.
According to the U.K.'s Sun, Pitt acknowledged the little spot behind the waterfall in their pool, calling
A Solo Brad Pitt Hits Berlin for Basterds
With no Angelina Jolie in sight, Brad Pitt jetted into Berlin earlier today for the premiere of his new Quentin Tarantino movie, Inglourious Basterds. Sources tell us that it's a quick, 24-hour trip that included the red carpet gala and some media for the much-buzzed about WWII flick.
Pitt looked smashing in Tom Ford, and with a glass of beer in hand, watched the screening in
Brad Pitt Is an Efficiency Expert
Men of few words are so mysterious and sexy, ya know?
However, as brutally handsome as Brad Pitt is, this isn't how we'd typically describe him...until now.
The Inglorious Basterds star gave an impressively short-winded interview to German magazine Bild in which he gave some rather curious answer.
For starts, when the reporter asked him what his "wife Angelina Jolie" thought of the Quentin Tarantino film, he
Bust Out the Balloons! The Brangelina Twins Are 1!
For Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, two has been better than one for a full year now!
The adorable Brangelina twins hit their momentous 366th day on Sunday.
Cuties Vivienne Marcheline and Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt were born in Nice, France, at the seaside Fondation Lenval July 12, 2008. News of their birth spurned a media frenzy.
The Cancer twins joined the ever-expanding Jolie-Pitt brood: Maddox, 7, Pax, 5, Zahara,