Miss Cali Awaiting Thank-You Note
• Miss California demanded thanks for extending Shanna Moakler’s 15 minutes of fame, so Shanna showed her gratitude by talking some crap about Carrie being a phony. Well done, ladies.
• Brangelina ran into the great Sparkle Vampire himself at dinner last night. What happens when such powerful forces meet? They talk. Brad told Pattz: “Go inside and get something to eat.” Yeah, pretty big deal.
• Hindu scholars just uncovered this GOOP operation Gwyneth Paltrow has going on and they’re mad she takes the task of nourishing her readers’ inner aspects so lightly.
• So obviously, everyone hates Spencer Pratt. It’s just about the only thing we can all agree on around here. But now we have a way to measure who hates Spencer the most. It’s this video.
• Bristol Palin, still giving out advice despite being completely unqualified: “If girls realized the consequences of sex, nobody would be having sex. Trust me. Nobody.”
Stop that Big Pic peace sign flashing, Shawn Johnson, we know you won DWTS.
