When Miley Cyrus twitters that her thighs are capable of jiggling for three Mississippis, it just opens her up for haters to call her fat. The girl has more than 600,000 followers on Twitter, did she really think those were all fans who would just LOL at her jiggling thighs?
But rather than just let everyone body snark her, Miles stood up for herself and furiously typed the following Twitter rant in 140-character bursts of misspelled words—the mark of any true angry smartphone typing: