Howard’s Tearfest on Television
Poor Howard K Stern. His late lady friend might have slept with as many as six other men in November 2006 – at least that many are claiming paternity to her 5-month-old daughter. Now comes word that someone broke into their house in the Bahamas and took pictures of his mini-bar. Seriously, is nothing sacred?
Stern says all he wants is what’s best for Dannielynn – that, and the money he reportedly stands to get from ET. And the money Anna Nicole left behind. And, oh, yes, the heartache stuff.
Howard K. showed so much heartache on ET tonight it even hurt us. It’s one thing to watch a grown man cry out of real anguish; it’s yet another to see someone’s lawyer/lover weep for ratings. But maybe we’re being insensitive in his time of grief. If so, shoot us up with some methadone and we’ll take a long nap.
Howie also has it out for Anna Nicole’s mother, telling ET, “As long as I have a breath in my body, that woman will not see Dannielynn.” Except on television.