Grammy’s Cleavage
Let’s talk about the Grammy night’s hottest fashion accessory : Cleavage 
On this year’s red carpet, some gals hit high notes with their ample display, while others performed the boobage equivalent of painfully bad karaoke. Here is a photographic review :-
Jennifer Hudson
“She’s a ‘do’ for sure – she’s given herself a sexier silhouette by virtue of that halter, giving her a nice long line. It’s attractive because she’s younger and her breasts are still perky enough. In 10 years she can’t wear that halter dress without the Brooklyn Bridge being underneath her!”
Paula Abdul
“Paula is a don’t. She looks like she just got out of surgery and has Ace bandages wrapped around her to hold her together so that there’s minimal scarring! The dress is pulling so tightly that it’s not only pushing her bust down and making it unattractive, but it’s also giving her that sort of third boob, that underarm boob, which is not necessary.”
Fergie
“Fergie is a ‘do’ because she has a dress that’s perfectly executed for her bust. It’s fabulous and beautiful and that neckline is really pretty on her – it doesn’t work on everybody. She’s got the right sized chest and that’s the biggest you can go with that square neck without looking like Paula Abdul.”
Christina Aguilera
“There’s just too much distance between her bust, so it leans more towards a don’t than a do. But I like the way she looks. This dress looks cute on her, but I wish there was a little more cleavage. The real do here would be to use those silicone cups which would’ve given her a fuller cup and a little more cleavage in the center.”
Leann Rimes
“It’s not a ‘do’ and it’s not a ‘don’t’ – it’s just okay, but it could’ve been better. She’s very safe. I would’ve encouraged her to use those self-adhesive cookies to give her a fuller bust. They would’ve helped fill out the gathering in the fabric and given her a more voluptuous silhouette.”
