Pamela Anderson brought her own unique brand of trashy glamour to New York last night for the opening of Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club.

For the event the former Baywatch star wore a pair of revealing white hotpants and a shirt that was so tight her boobs were literally spilling out so that the entire world could see them in all their wonky, misshapen glory.

Now we’re trying to think of something else to say about these photos of Pammy, but our mother once taught us that if you’ve got nothing nice to say, then you shouldn’t say anything at all. Obviously in the past we’ve not paid an ounce of attention to her words of wisdom, but in this case, we think we’ll simply let you browse through the pictures while we do the whole silent treatment thing.