An Explanation for Jessica Simpson From Vanity Cover
Finally an explanation for Jessica Simpson on the cover of Vanity Fair. The mag’s PR director says, “She’s at a crossroads in her career” and “says a lot about the nature of celebrity in America.”
Right, and then there’s this: “And she looks pretty decent in a swimsuit, contrary to recent reports.” Ah, bingo. The fat thing. It’s always the fat thing.
Taylor Swift’s new music is once again completely adorable, even if it is a less fun rip-off of Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend.”
Spencer Pratt owns up to his and his wife’s (ugh, it’s weird calling Heidi that) fame-whoring ways: “Heidi and I do we love fame. We’re honored to be famous. We feel blessed to be famous. We pray every day to stay famous. It’s the most fun. That’s our mentality with fame.”
Will Little Ashes hurry up and premiere so we can stop with the Robert Pattinson man-on-man sex clips. It’s really not that big of deal.